All hurt, no comfort ([info]big_pink) wrote,
2006-09-01 22:55:00
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  • Music: Siouxsie and the Banshees, "Hong Kong Garden"

New fic: SPN Comic Book/Location Map

Part comic book, part location map for Season 1 scenes, and mostly crackilicious. Man, I don't know what's in the water up here, but it's getting to me.

NO SPOILERS for the upcoming season. Some swearing. No nudity...only because I couldn't find any nude pictures. As far as I know, you'll have to come back here to leave a message.

And a thousand apologies to JM: Yep, I killed another animal. Can't help myself. I promise, next time. No more dead animals.


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Tags: comic, crackfic, locations, supernatural

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[info]janissa11

September 2 2006, 03:33:49 UTC 5 years ago

You have killed me DEAD. This is the best thing EVER. I don't know why I'm only capitalizing the last WORD. Have laughed so hard I can't THINK. You are BRILLIANT!

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 03:03:58 UTC 5 years ago

BECAUSE CAPITALIZATION IN GOOD, THAT'S WHY. I always feel like Oliver Stone when I do that. It's worth it. As I said before, you crashed my web site sweetie. I think that means you officially owe me a beer (see what warped world I live in?) *schmooshes you with unsolicited hugs*

[info]quellefromage

September 2 2006, 03:34:49 UTC 5 years ago

Tears. I have tears, running down my face. This is one of the best things I have ever seen in my life. Can't stop laughing....

"Did he give you bullets?"

"Nope."

And the bear...part tour guide, part manical genius. (Somewhat like you, I think.)

I want to go to Vancouver. I want this comic masterpiece in my hand and I want to go to all those places and laugh my ass off. God...what I would have given to see you two doing this...with the bear and all and the photographing. Oh jeez. You kill me yet again.

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 03:06:09 UTC 5 years ago

My favourite part was when I got the Save-On-Meats guy to hold the bear in the window. I am the perfect person to do this shit because I'm relentlessly chipper and have no sense of propriety. JM (the brains behind it) just shook her head and made sure everyone knew I was out on a day pass.

[info]northface11

September 2 2006, 03:37:36 UTC 5 years ago

Sam's hair being snap-on, like Lego people's hair! And the dry-clean-only symbol!

This is great. Of course, it helps that I recognize the sights to begin with, but they're even better with that bear. (And, 1986? That's ridiculous. Do they not make them anymore, or what? And if they don't, well, I guess I understand. That smile.)

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 03:08:54 UTC 5 years ago

I was at a friend's house for dinner, and I swear to god she was coming up with these one liners, so funny I had to go to the bathroom and write them down before I forgot them. Someone having hair like a lego clip-on was one of them...and when I saw that picture? C'mon, Sam. Get it cut.

And, yeah. 1986. I don't know if they make 'em anymore or not, but I wanted one of the BIG ones.

[info]northface11

5 years ago

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[info]big_pink

5 years ago

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[info]northface11

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[info]marinarusalka

September 2 2006, 03:54:37 UTC 5 years ago

You are completely and totally insane, and I think I love you.

The exploding ketchup bottle is totally the best.

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 03:10:45 UTC 5 years ago

Part of me just wanted to set up all these fake shots of stuff -- I even thought of one where I'd smear the bear in fake blood after the crash. But the kids just love the bear now, and won't let me harm it in any way.

Love reciprocated. Must go look at your photos. So glad you're back!

[info]svmadelyn

September 2 2006, 04:03:58 UTC 5 years ago

This was incredibly adorable. *mists*

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 14:33:52 UTC 5 years ago

*mists* There. I feel refreshed, funnily enough. Glad it was still adorable, even after the splat.

[info]tabaqui

September 2 2006, 04:07:50 UTC 5 years ago

You? Insane.
But in the *good* way.
Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
:)
*bounce*

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 14:35:44 UTC 5 years ago

Okay, when we were at Riverview, I saw this guy walking around talking to himself and he was wearing about 15 different types of plaid, and i exchanged a look with JM. Then realized, of course, that I was carrying around a teddy bear.

[info]tabaqui

5 years ago

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[info]lemmypie

September 2 2006, 04:32:41 UTC 5 years ago

OMG it's better than I could even imagine. In my dreams is wasn't even that good. MY god third times a charm your a fucking genius. That's going to go to your head isn't it? I've said that too many times...It's worth it.
The snap on lego hair line classic!

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 14:38:21 UTC 5 years ago

I stole the snap on lego line directly from a friend of mine who is a sex ed teacher in the high school system...so you know she has a wicked sense of humour. And watch out yourself, otherwise your lines could end up pilfered and used in one of my fics.

[info]lemmypie

5 years ago

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Anonymous

September 2 2006, 05:20:51 UTC 5 years ago

And I'd bail your ass out again.

-jmm

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 14:41:28 UTC 5 years ago

Aw, c'mon. It was FUN, wasn't it? Me, bouncing, hypercaffeinated, SQUEALING with delight everytime I saw what you'd found - you, stoic and sensible, quietly quivering with surpressed pleasure at How Damn Well You'd Done. You totally, completely ROCK. This would have been a bunch of pictures of a bear without you. And that would have just been...pathetic.

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[info]halfshellvenus

September 2 2006, 07:07:26 UTC 5 years ago

Sent here by [info]janissa11. And worth every moment of it!

The tour (really well done, too, BTW)! The evil Snuggle Bear and its insidious perkiness! The skewered screencaps!

And, "Your hair looks like that snap-on Lego shit." Hee! Too evil, and too true in that particular photo.

You win the Internets today! :D

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 20:57:08 UTC 5 years ago

The 'lego hair' line seems to have hit a nerve. I think EVERYONE must have been thinking it, I just got there first. And in that photo? Totally.

[info]marialima

September 2 2006, 08:35:00 UTC 5 years ago

Got here via [info]janissa11 - the comic is PRICELESS! And, OMG, a Warren Zevon reference, hee!!

That's probably one of the most brilliant things I've seen.

Kudos to you.

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 20:58:31 UTC 5 years ago

I tried for a more obscure Zevon ref at first, but then, keeping with my obsession with Sam's wacky-ass hair, the one I went with seemed the right one. Thanks for the kudos, and for reading.

[info]kiraboshi

September 2 2006, 13:08:43 UTC 5 years ago

The page won't load -- you used up all your bandwidth. If you want, I can mirror it on my site. Email me.

Anonymous

September 2 2006, 18:46:17 UTC 5 years ago

Oops!

BigPink is in Montreal today, back tomorrow, she tells me. I'll apologize for her, I'm sure she'll get it fixed as soon as she's back. In the meantime -- I so told you it was gonna take off LOL. -jmm

[info]big_pink

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[info]salveo_opes

September 2 2006, 13:34:46 UTC 5 years ago

I don't get to see it! Something about bandwith.

I'll check back later. It sounds fun. LOL

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 03:01:54 UTC 5 years ago

I'm so sorry. Really. Go read before something else untoward happens.

[info]apieceofcake

September 2 2006, 23:01:41 UTC 5 years ago

AW..that was wonderful..LOL! Thank you!

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 21:00:31 UTC 5 years ago

*Grins madly* So glad you liked. I think the Winches need their own line of lego pieces now, just like Harry Potter. You know, the Impala, various bridges and trestles. Snap on hair.

[info]kalyw

September 3 2006, 01:22:23 UTC 5 years ago

This was hysterical, thanks for posting it. :)

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 21:01:23 UTC 5 years ago

Great that you could get there...site was down for a bit. Thanks much for reading.

Anonymous

September 3 2006, 03:29:24 UTC 5 years ago

Holy crap, that must have taken some serious research. Not to mention time. I am in awe of your fannish determination. The rest of us pale in comparison-seriously. I loved it!!!
-Aya

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 03:51:17 UTC 5 years ago

Determination didn't really enter into it. A deadly combo of lack of sleep (JM forced me to get up early...I still remember the pause on the phone when I said, "How about 10:30?" I think we settled on 9:00am start), caffeine and more caffeine, and then a bunch of wine when writing it. It's all JM's research, too. I just put the crap together. But thank you and I'll tell JM thank you too, because she's the one who did the leg work.

[info]salveo_opes

September 3 2006, 03:47:45 UTC 5 years ago

*dies laughing*

Thank you!

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 21:02:30 UTC 5 years ago

*picks you up, dusts you off* See? You're not dead! Just somewhat incapacitated.

[info]salveo_opes

5 years ago

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[info]damerel

September 3 2006, 11:28:22 UTC 5 years ago

This was unutterably, unbearably (pun possibly intended) BRILLIANT!! I am going to print it out and keep it for when I need cheering up - or just to show people that really, I'm not that scary in my obsession interest in Supernatural.

I love the creepiness of the started-out-as-kinda-cute bear, and the snap-on lego hair, and - well, everything about this. Thank you so much for this. You rock!

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 21:05:58 UTC 5 years ago

It's really quite unbearable, how grizzly things got when the site crashed. But then, in the polar extreme, many people are now pandaring to my enormous vanity by thanking me. Is that a record? How many other ursine refs can I cram into a couple of sentences?

Oh, and it's not an obsession if you can still talk about other things. Seen the new teaser for season 2? What do you think about their HAIR? See? Not an obsession AT ALL.

[info]mellaithwen

September 3 2006, 16:57:05 UTC 5 years ago

I think I may have peed myself juuust a little lmao :D VERY funny, especially when cassie appeared after Dean mentioned skanky lmao

[info]big_pink

September 3 2006, 21:07:42 UTC 5 years ago

Darling, that's what adult diapers are for! I had some other words other than 'skanky' at first. *sniggers*

[info]tsuki_no_bara

September 4 2006, 03:54:00 UTC 5 years ago

that? was FABULOUS. i laughed, i... well... laughed some more.... so fun. ^_^

[info]big_pink

September 5 2006, 02:33:38 UTC 5 years ago

Aw, thanks. The response to this has been...something. I think maybe it helps kill the time until Season 2 starts. So glad you liked it.

[info]euraylie

September 4 2006, 05:26:54 UTC 5 years ago

You are insane, and I love you for it!
I haven't laughed this much in a loooog time. This was sheer fucking genius!

[info]big_pink

September 5 2006, 02:36:04 UTC 5 years ago

I can't reasonably claim a lot of things, but I've never been too short on insanity. My pleasure. The stars aligned and bear came in the mail and JM found all the places...and there it was. At least half the kudos belon to JM, but I'm the one with the lj account! I get the plaudits.

[info]missyjack

September 4 2006, 06:20:22 UTC 5 years ago

Evol bears rule!

Hands you the interwebs coz you pwn it and all of us now. Have printed this out so I can carry it with me always. So much creativity, so much crack. Love it.

[info]big_pink

September 5 2006, 02:39:16 UTC 5 years ago

If I told you I had a rampant bear phobia, would you believe me? That freakin' icon of yours is like something out of...well, hell. I feel I must tell you that JM did all of the locations legwork and if she hadn't the whole thing would have just been me and a fucking Snuggle Bear and that would have been...pathetic. But so glad that it's been giving people some much-needed joy while waiting for Season 2 to start. And you better believe that's when I start keeping track of the locations for next year.

[info]missyjack

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[info]big_pink

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[info]legoline

September 4 2006, 07:09:59 UTC 5 years ago

This is AWESOME. Really, really is.

*envies you a little - or a lot maybe*

[info]big_pink

September 5 2006, 02:40:32 UTC 5 years ago

Thanks, amazing what one silly idea, a whole lot of coffee and one comic book application will produce, eh? I'm just glad I figured out how to post it.

[info]legoline

5 years ago

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[info]pompeygirl27

September 4 2006, 10:07:30 UTC 5 years ago

This is brilliant, so so funny, and a lovely insight to some of the less touristy places Vancouver has to offer!! thank you for all the hard work it must've taken, not to mention the talent!!

[info]big_pink

September 5 2006, 02:43:07 UTC 5 years ago

Hey, I know. Vancouver's not all Seawall and Stanley Park. If you actually DID the tour, you'd see a whole interesting side of Van that most people don't see. The only thing that I'd love to work in (and maybe I can persuade the locations manager to see it my way) is the Yaohan Centre in Richmond, because that's the best place in the WORLD. So glad you liked it. It was really, really fun to do, which I think probably shows. If you're a Vancouverite, send me whatever locations you spot for Season 2 and we'll do it all again next year.

[info]sharonmarais

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[info]whiskyinmind

September 4 2006, 14:22:33 UTC 5 years ago

Genius! Thank you for this!

[info]big_pink

September 5 2006, 02:44:47 UTC 5 years ago

Okay, your icon right there? THAT'S Buntzen Lake. But it's on the North Shore, and that was just a little too out of the way for us. It was an exhausting day as it was! Glad that you liked it -- hope you get to do the tour one day.

[info]madame_d

September 4 2006, 17:05:57 UTC 5 years ago

I was laughing for solid five minutes! This is hysterical! Exploding ketchup bottle. Snuggle Bear drooling over Metallicar. Papa Winchester handing over the Colt but not the bullets. Amazing location shots!

This is utter crack and I love it!

[info]big_pink

September 5 2006, 02:46:00 UTC 5 years ago

Oh, yeah. That Papa, all gun and no bullets. Glad you enjoyed -- we were killing ourselves the whole freakin' time. I'm surprised we didn't get arrested.

[info]mangokulfi

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[info]big_pink

5 years ago

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