Muse-o-rama - April 29th, 2006

I'm wondering where, as a society, we went wrong. Skirts are inherently GOOD. They are cool in the summer, warm in the winter, you can run in them and you know? You know? Men always have good legs. So why don't more men wear kilts? With big wooly socks and a t-shirt and tattoos. No bagpipes need be involved. Long hair, maybe (just maybe a sporran). And the best thing, really ladies? No underwear. Truly-ooly-o.

Why is it that children are always yelling for you when you want to write? Like, what, is the bathwater REALLY that cold? Generation X should never have had kids. I'll ask Douglas Coupland and get back to you.