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Cirque de Celine - Chapter 4/She Finds You

Jul. 19th, 2006 | 08:37 pm
where I'm at: Victoria
headspace: thrashed
noise: The Cramps, "Goo-Goo Muck"

Cirque de Céline: Chapter 4/She Finds You

Disclaimer-nation: Officer Kripke, I’m down on my knees, ‘cause no one wants a fella with a social disease. Wait. Wrong musical you say? Officer Kripke’s in charge, I’m still deciding if I want to be a Jet or a Shark.

Here Be Monsters: Céline Dion, a circus clown, and a big-ass buffalo -- all the usual suspects. Swearing, oblique het-sexual content and, um, maybe one glancing example of car-porn. Fraternal misunderstandings abound, fasten your seatbelts for the Angstobahn.

Nominations for Sainthood: I don’t believe there is a Saint jmm0001 of Story Continuity, nor a Saint [info]lemmypie of the Encouraging Word, so I’m calling the Pope right now just to clear things up.

Chapter 4/She Finds You )

Chapters 1-3

I’ve been trapped in the unwired universe (yes, it still exists), so apologies for how long this has taken. Next chapter will be posted in the next few days, if I can find internet access. WIP, will be nine chapters.

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Cirque de Céline - Chapter 5/Inside Out

Jul. 19th, 2006 | 10:30 pm
where I'm at: In a dark room with Peter Mansbridge
headspace: informed
noise: Um, the National's theme music

Cirque de Céline - Chapter 5/Inside Out

All Usual Disclaimers Apply: not one red cent do I make for any of my efforts. Characters with names of real people are not real people, in the same way Jessica Holmes imitating Céline Dion is not Céline Dion. I’m fairly sure Madame Dion and her entourage aren’t truly evil, aligned with dark forces, or responsible for global warming, the war in Iraq, Bird Influenza or any heinous crimes against humanity, multiple-platinum recording career notwithstanding. Hell, someone’s buying those damn CDs. Blame them.

Warning! Danger! Unusual amounts of angst, ratcheted up to the breaking point. Much swearing. A whiff of sexual content. Bison. Céline Dion. WIP, will be 9 chapters. Written for the [info]spn_north challenge.

Merci: à mes betas, jmm0001 et [info]lemmypie. Elles sont mes belles goddesses. Toutes les fauts sont miennes.

Chapter 5/Inside Out )

Chapters 1-4

Still on vacation, heading off to the ‘Couve, as my BIL calls it (er, okay, sounds way better when he says it). Together with jmm0001, we’re embarking on a rather ill-advised (except that no one’s advising us on it, so perhaps ‘ill-conceived’ might be a better description) mini-roadtrip of the Lower Mainland, endeavoring to locate SPN locations. Photo essay to follow. ‘Cause I just can’t get enough of this shit.

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