All hurt, no comfort ([info]big_pink) wrote,
@ 2009-01-28 21:34:00
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It Finally Happened!
I had a Supernatural dream! And it SUCKED.

I dreamed I was waiting to watch the season 5 premiere (that's good news, right?), and I was really, really excited, and it was one of those dreams where you're watching it, and then you're in it, and then you're watching it again, right?

The show completely jumped the shark: the boys were running a baby daycare, but it deked you out in the first few minutes, had you thinking that the babies (and the yummy mummies) were theirs, and then the camera panned out and you realized it was...a daycare! The small town in which they lived was all a-buzz with a rumour of a 'Winchester cousin' had just breezed into town, who turned out to be identical twin girls who were (in my opinion) just plain weird-looking. And then I brought the cousins a pastrami sandwich (it was open faced and totally lame, only about two puny slices on stale rye) while saying loudly, "Allow me to advance the plot," and they all went on an adventure (I dropped out then) and there were unicorns involved, and a golf cart, but everyone acted like they couldn't see the unicorns, including the leads. The unicorns didn't add to the plot, like, AT ALL.

Colour me perplexed.

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[info]minim_calibre
2009-01-29 02:42 am UTC (link)
You know, for a crappy episode dream, that's actually kind of awesome.

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 02:59 am UTC (link)
Yeah, but I don't know what they were thinking with the unicorns. And there was no sex. Which actually might be a plus, given the possible partners.

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[info]qultng1
2009-01-29 02:47 am UTC (link)
I hate it when that happens! I'd love to dream about Supernatural, but not jumping the shark. :( Thanks for sharing. :D

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:00 am UTC (link)
It was one of those vivid waking-up dreams. I sent an email as soon as I woke, so I had it all there, otherwise I would have forgotten it. Since I've been having anxiety dreams about work for the last three months, this was a welcome break. Even if it sucked!

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[info]blackcat333_99
2009-01-29 02:54 am UTC (link)
Seriously? Duuuuuuuude.

I.... don't think I have words. Hee!

(Although if I were to take a stab I'd interpret the unicorns as being the as-yet unacknowledged promise of a happy ending, because of those rainbows they fart out of their asses.)

So. Maybe not such a bad thing, after all. *g*

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:01 am UTC (link)
They were little tiny things, too. They were the size of cocker spaniels. WEIRD.

I don't know why I was serving up such a bad pastrami sandwich, though.

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GIP
[info]girlguidejones
2009-01-29 03:01 am UTC (link)
Hee.

(Imagine. Unicorns not adding to the plot? Whomever has imagined such a thing? That's crazy-talk!)

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:04 am UTC (link)
I know!!! If they're taking up screen time, they ought to at least DO something! But no, these ones were like medium sized dogs, and they sat on everyone's laps as they drove around the golf cart and NO ONE MENTIONED THEM.

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Re: GIP - [info]girlguidejones, 2009-01-29 03:10 am UTC
Re: GIP - [info]big_pink, 2009-01-29 03:29 am UTC

[info]aliaseverus
2009-01-29 03:07 am UTC (link)
Ok, so you're officially cut off from eating any of those "special" mushrooms before bed - because seriously? this is really scary...

=D

Edited at 2009-01-29 03:07 am UTC

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:29 am UTC (link)
TELL ME ABOUT IT. I'm going to pop my SPN dream-cherry and instead of mutant sex with Dean, I'm getting...open faced pastrami!!! I mean WTF?

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[info]zillahseye
2009-01-29 03:14 am UTC (link)
...I hate to say it, but that sounds like a Fall Out Boy video.

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:30 am UTC (link)
Do you think I could work that up into a plausible scenario that I could then sell to FOB's management team? I mean, I gotta earn a little, if just for pain and suffering.

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[info]orehime
2009-01-29 03:24 am UTC (link)
At least you got UNICORNS! \o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/\o/

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:31 am UTC (link)
They were totally lame unicorns.

Do you think it was the cold medicine?

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(no subject) - [info]orehime, 2009-01-29 04:02 pm UTC

[info]khek
2009-01-29 03:25 am UTC (link)
That wasn't a Supernatural dream...it was a Supernatural NIGHTMARE!

: )

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:32 am UTC (link)
No, that would have been if the unicorns jumped off their laps as they rode around in the golf carts and started eating the babies in the daycare while I served up open-faced pastrami sandwiches at the club house.

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[info]gekizetsu
2009-01-29 03:32 am UTC (link)
THE GOLF CART IS A PHALLIC SYMBOL

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:38 am UTC (link)
But...but..but then there would be sex, right? Or...maybe the unicorns were um...in the golf carts...on people's laps (I'm not kidding, they were SMALL unicorns) and if the golf cart was a phallic symbol then. Eh, screw it. I'm not salvaging this one.

Okay, wait a minute. I don't think I've had a unicorn dream before in my whole entire life. And now, I get my first-ever Supernatural dream, and there's UNICORNS. Not one. Not two. There were four or five of the little mongrels.

Now I gotta figure out where the golf cart was GOING. Damn.

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(no subject) - [info]gekizetsu, 2009-01-29 03:43 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_pink, 2009-01-29 03:45 am UTC

[info]gekizetsu
2009-01-29 03:34 am UTC (link)
I also need to use my only unicorn icon for this.

Optimus Prime is going to be annoyed that I used him to illustrate 'golf cart' and 'phallic'.

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:39 am UTC (link)
I was wondering about Optimus. I was going to call my son over to properly identify him, but a) he's asleep and b) you were talking about phallic symbols and golf carts. Or, I was. Maybe I should call my daughter over to observe the rutting unicorns.

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(no subject) - [info]gekizetsu, 2009-01-29 03:44 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_pink, 2009-01-29 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]gekizetsu, 2009-01-29 03:58 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_pink, 2009-01-29 04:12 am UTC

[info]kimonkey7
2009-01-29 03:35 am UTC (link)
Riiiiiiiight.

*cough*

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:41 am UTC (link)
I woke up at the ungodly hour of 6:00 am, because I had to get to work early, and I'd had an awesome, awesome day yesterday, where I just NAILED everything I did, after feeling like an incompetent ASS for months and months on the job. And so my reward is (instead of the recurring anxiety dreams where I wake up clench-jawed)...THIS?! I mean, really.

What the fuck. Unicorns. Pastrami. ALL TRUE.

(I didn't even mention the underground cave scene. It was all bizarre).

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(no subject) - [info]kimonkey7, 2009-01-29 04:08 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_pink, 2009-01-29 04:13 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]kimonkey7, 2009-01-29 04:16 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_pink, 2009-01-29 04:31 am UTC

[info]gottalovev
2009-01-29 03:42 am UTC (link)
LOL! I then get that you are like me and cannot control your subconscious?

I think your brain is saying that you must make your imagination to good use concerning supernatural *coughbywritingfanfic*, or it will unleash the unicorns and the pastrami sandwiches EVERY NIGHT.

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:43 am UTC (link)
Oh, how you taunt me.

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(no subject) - [info]gottalovev, 2009-01-29 03:45 am UTC
(no subject) - [info]big_pink, 2009-01-29 03:49 am UTC

[info]ejayye
2009-01-29 03:45 am UTC (link)
HA! The best bit is the rather detailed sandwich. And the unicorns. Considering my reading habits, I don't understand why I've NEVER dreamed about unicorns OR pastrami. *sadface*

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 03:48 am UTC (link)
I love pastrami sandwiches, stacked high with mustard on grease-sodden rye. AND THIS SANDWICH SUCKED AND I MADE IT. *weeps*

I was so self-aware too, being all witty: "Allow me to advance the plot." What a wanker.

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[info]tabaqui
2009-01-29 04:13 am UTC (link)
*snorfles loudly enough to scare the cat*

Dude.
:)

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 04:14 am UTC (link)
It is patently unfair. I get a SPN dream, and I don't get to mack with Dean. Or Sam. Or a unicorn.

I'm relegated to sandwich-making exposition girl.

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(no subject) - [info]tabaqui, 2009-01-29 04:15 am UTC
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(no subject) - [info]tabaqui, 2009-01-29 04:51 am UTC

[info]noirbabalon
2009-01-29 04:14 am UTC (link)
I'm sitting wondering because I haven't seen you post in awhile and then there is a post from you and it's so surreal it would make Salvidor Dali proud...I'm still kinda waiting for the ringing lobster...

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 04:35 am UTC (link)
Yeah, blame workity work work on the non-posting thing. Actually, I am writing, but it's original fic, so it won't be up here anytime soon. Also, it's a novel and though I'm about half-done, it's still in draft 1 stage. But there are ghosts involved and stuff.

The dream was totally surreal, and lobster totally could have figured in it, but would have totally upstaged the pastrami on rye. Especially if they were live lobsters!

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[info]elanurel
2009-01-29 06:19 am UTC (link)
You had me at "baby daycare." Seriously. But then... "Allow me to advance the plot." And unicorns...

*snerk*

I fangirl your brain. You knew that, right?

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 11:47 pm UTC (link)
You are too sweet. The stupid thing is that this is exactly what I DREAMED. So bloody strange. The mind is a fucking weird wondrous place.

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(no subject) - [info]elanurel, 2009-01-31 07:51 am UTC

[info]leelust
2009-01-29 06:27 am UTC (link)
Huh, it's better to see in dream that in real life, right?

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 11:48 pm UTC (link)
WORD. It was bad enough in dream-land.

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[info]caffienekitty
2009-01-29 06:50 am UTC (link)
So that's where the crack-dreams went! They're attacking your brain instead of mine! Like the one where trying to tell Misha Collins I like his work makes the planet explode, or the one with the wee!chesters and the zombie bees, or Winchesters VS Godzilla, or the one where orange juice is the key to my fabulous Mary Sue powers, or the one where Sam has been turned into a tiny horse or the one where John Winchester is molested by/amourously involved with a giant anthropomorphic skunk in purple swashbuckling garb, or the one where Anna gives Dean super angel powers and he winds up teleporting himself Sam and the Impala into a mermaid trap run by Captain Jack Harkness (from Torchwood) in an Aquaman costume, or the one where Earnest P. Wharhol (as in "Earnest goes to Camp") possessed the Impala's tape deck, or the one where either Sam and Dean/Jared and Jensen were in my roleplaying group and Sam/Jared was abnormally fascinated by 'moose culture' and it made me sprout antlers.

Yes, yeeeees. It has you now. It starts with pastrami and daycares and unicorns and golfcarts, but that's juuuust the tip of the iceberg. BwahahahaHA!

Ahem. Or maybe it's just a frustrated golf!fic bunny.

*grins evilly*

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 11:52 pm UTC (link)
mermaid trap? Bwahahahahahaha.

It's TOTALLY a golf!fic waiting to happen. I'm surprised [info]kimonkey7 hasn't pointed that out to me yet.

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[info]gretazreta
2009-01-29 07:13 am UTC (link)
I love the invisible unicorns like BURNING.
Last night I had a dream that the Obamas (all four of them) came and stayed with me as my guests at my childhood house. It was AWESOME. I love Obama dreams, this is the third I've had, the first being 2 or so years ago, before he was even a real contender for the dem nomination.

Invisible unicorns. Are everywhere!

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 11:53 pm UTC (link)
No no no no. That was the frustrating part - they weren't invisible!!!! We could all see them, but no one was talking about them!!!! Wow. I wonder what that means.

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[info]rieyll
2009-01-29 08:38 am UTC (link)
That was actually pretty entertaining! HEEEE!!!

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 11:54 pm UTC (link)
Your unicorn icon is WAY bigger than the ones in my dream. But yours is farting, which has its own charm. In a grade 4 way, of course.

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[info]smilla02
2009-01-29 09:43 am UTC (link)
How could the unicorns not add to the plot? HOW?

In other words: LIZ!!!
*squishes you with hugs*

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 11:55 pm UTC (link)
I KNOW!!! It was like they were taunting us. Or, maybe if I start reading into this (always dangerous), it means that there's something weird going on with the Show that no one is talking about! OMG! What could it be?

Discuss.

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[info]saberivojo
2009-01-29 12:32 pm UTC (link)
For a girl who writes amazing fic you have some very weird dreams. The pastrami sandwich alone is enough to concern me. Pastrami is fine but open faced and two puny slices on stale rye, that my friend is not good. At all. I kind of like unicorns, but them not adding to the plot. Oh c'mon if you must have a unicorn than it must "advance the plot." The golf cart? Golf cart instead of the Impala. Just plain bad.

Thanks for sharing the weirdness though. And Season five sounds good!

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 11:57 pm UTC (link)
Have you ever thought that it's the dreams that provoke me into writing? No? yeah, okay, me neither.

The strange thing with the sandwich is that I knew at the time it was nasty-ass; I know what good pastrami should be like, and I was serving up this lame thing. My dream-self knew it was bad, but it was necessary for the plot.

Unlike the unicorns.

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[info]irismay42
2009-01-29 06:27 pm UTC (link)
Um... And I thought I was weird for dreaming about the Impala rather than the boys in my one and only SN dream!

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 11:58 pm UTC (link)
I know. You think, you have a SPN dream and it's all clover and buttercups, and instead...golf carts and lame pastrami.

I lose.

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[info]harrigan
2009-01-29 07:32 pm UTC (link)
It's all your fault! Now *I* had a Supernatural dream. One of those nightmares where you wake up panicked and shaking.

Except Sam and Dean weren't in mine. I was on a road trip with my friend [info]miz24601 or maybe [info]quellefromage... they are nothing alike, but I think one of Q's daughters was with us, too, so I'm confused...

Anyway, we checked into a motel and were killing time until SPN aired and we'd gotten the time zones confused and didn't realize it until the episode was 45 minutes in. And then we got into a big humungous fight on whether to go ahead and watch the last 15 minutes or not. And then I woke up.

So, the bad news is, no Sam and Dean. But the good news is, no unicorns either, I guess.

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[info]big_pink
2009-01-29 11:59 pm UTC (link)
The good news -- dream, not reality! You didn't fight, you didn't miss the Show! Yay!

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